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For those who are oblivious, The Disturbed Chef is a satirical website. None of the stories posted here are true, related to true stories, or are related to real individuals or entities. Historical events are used as settings only. The actual author of The Disturbed Chef finds food blogs that have 10 paragraphs of useless text before every recipe to be very annoying, and decided to make this website, to poke fun at them. I hope you enjoy the recipes... and perhaps the stories you find here won't be quite as boring as the ones on karenskitchen#3124342.com :)